Nyack, NY - A local man was found yesterday eating a jelly donut and getting jelly all over his mouth. When asked to comment he said, "they ain't what they used to be. It used to be you could buy six donuts for a dollar. Now they sell them for a dollar each." The Inflation crisis has hit local bakeries quite hard, says the man, but he is willing to continue to help support his favorite donut shop with his loyal patronage. "They still make them full of jelly, I still buy them and eat them."
